Humor for Writers – The Writer Turned Artist

John Storywriter, a wannabe writer,  gets fed up with all the comments denying he’s a real artist, and so he decides to show them all and become a musician.

He visits his local music shop, and spends an hour looking around and deliberating.

“Right!” he says, after an eternity. “I’ll have the shiny red one, and the accordion thing over there”.

“Well, that is rather unusual” says the Music Shop Manager, ” Yet,  you can have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator is staying where it is.”