Humor for Writers – The Disappointed Fan

John Writinwriter, a best selling self-published writer, is as famous for his romantic pursuits as for his writing, and there is always an attractive woman waiting for him after a book signing event. One night, John goes home with an alluring young lady. In the morning, he hands her a gift – two free signed copies of his latest book. The young lady was evidently disappointed and she began to cry.
“What’s wrong?” asked John in astonishment.
“Oh, Mr. Writinwriter,” she said. “I’m very poor. I don’t need books. I need bread!”
“Bread?” exclaims Writinwriter. ” John Writinwriter gives books. You want bread? Sleep with a baker!”