Humor for Writers – The Successful Writer’s Trophy Wife
After years of publishing one or two bestsellers a year, John decided to retire from writing and enjoy his wealth.

As soon as he looked away from his screen, his eyes fell on Mary, a sumptuous woman, 40 years younger than him. He imitated his fictional characters and wooed her with diamonds and expensive trips to 5 stars hotels in exotic places.

Soon, they were married.

After a long, luxurious and sensual honey moon, they come back to John’s flat onPark Avenue.

Suddenly, John remembers that usually, his characters married to beautiful much younger ladies usually end up cuckolded. So, though he has no doubt his own new wife loves him to distraction, he asks her : “If I lost everything, all my money, my mansion, my Rolls Royce, tomorrow, would you still love me, Mary?”
“Yes, darling,” said Mary, “and I’d miss you too.”