Humor for Writers – All In A Day’s Work

Three elderly socialites were sitting around and bragging about their children.
Bree says, “Ben graduated with a first class honors degree from Oxford and he’s now a copyright lawyer making $250 000 a year.”
Kathy says, “Sidney graduated with a first class honors degree from Cambridge and he’s now a writer making half a million dollar a year just from royalties and that does not include what he gets from movie rights…”
Linette says, “Porter never did well in school, never went to university but he now makes one million pounds a year working as a sports repairman.”
The other two women ask, “So what’s a sports repairman?”
Linette replies, “He fixes football matches, rugby matches, cricket matches…..”