Humor for Writers – Dumbledore Meets Voldemort
Humor for Writers – Dumbledore Meets Voldemort
One day, Dumbledore and Voldemort are walking towards each other. As they get closer, Voldemort, with a threatening smile on his face, shouts to Dumbledore, “The pavement is too narrow for us to pass each other without one of us moving over. And as I never make way for fools, move over so that I can pass.”
Also smiling, Dumbledore steps aside and shouts back, “OK, no problem. I always make way for fools.”