Humor for Writers – How do you want to be remembered

Jane the writer was walking with her three friends, Lynette, Bree and Gabrielle. They were talking about what their children would be saying about them thirty years from now.

“I would like my children to say, ‘She was a wonderful mother’,” declared Lynette.

“Thirty years from now,” said Bree, “I want them to say, ‘She was an accomplished businesswoman’.”

To no one surprise, Jane wants her children to say “She was a wonderful writer and her stories shaped us to who we are now.”

They three of them, having spoken, turn to Gabrielle, “So what do you want them to say about you in thirty years?”

“Me?” Gabrielle replies, “I want them all to say, ‘She hasn’t aged a day in 30 years’!”