Humor for Writers – The Four Letter Words!

John the Carpenter and Julie the Writer got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, Julie immediately telephoned her mother.
“Well,” said Julie’s mother, “how was the honeymoon,darling?”
“Oh mum,” Julie replied, “the honeymoon was fantastic. It was so romantic, and ..and…”
Then Julie started to cry. “Oh mum, as soon as we got back, John started using terrible language. He said things I’d never hoped to hear, all those 4-letter words. Please mum, get into your car now and come and take me home.”
“Calm down, darling,” said Julie’s mother, “Tell your mother what could be that awful. Don’t be shy, tell me what 4-letter words John used.”
“Please mum, I’m too embarrassed to tell you, they’re terrible words. Just come and take me away.” said Julie.
“But Honeybee, you must tell me, you must tell me what the 4-letter words were.”
Still crying, Julie replies, “Oh mum, he used words like WASH, COOK, IRON, DUST, …”